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Barney gumble quotes2/16/2024 ".why did I do it? Because I'm Marilyn Manson, the most evil man in America. (Marv interviewing Marilyn Manson in Celebrity Death Match) I think they're both a bunch of posers and I hope they burn in the fiery furnaces of blackest hell! Now, Marilyn! Tonights' championship title match between the Spice Girls and Hanson.what is your take on these competitors? Marge and Homer (Marge not too happy with Homer being cruel to Ned Flanders) "Please don't eat me! I've got a wife and kids! Eat them instead!" You win this round."įrank Grimes, Lenny and Carl talking about Homer :) "It's a lucky coincidence that you happen to be your sister's brother!" " - (TV) We interrupt this cartoon for a special news bulletin. "I'm only 10 and already I have 2 mortal enemies!" "I think that I will never see.my catarrah is blinding me" "Wow.if it's in a book then it's *gotta* be true!" "Simpson! Homer Simpson! You're the greatest guy in history! From the town of Springfield, you're about to hit a chestnut tree.AAGH!" ~ Homer Simpson's little song for Marge :) "Oh Margey! You came and you found me a turkey on my vacation away from worky!" "Your infatuation is based purely on a physical attraction. Then he should've made the week an hour longer!" " - Homer, the lord only asks for one hour a week. " - Yeah, I've got a question for that gross thing. Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem?" Mr Gumble, this is a girl scout meeting. " - My name is Barney Gumble and I'm an alcoholic. "God I've never seen a clock at 5am before!" You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at 3 o'clock in the morning" Who would he be - like Hitler or one of those mad fellas. ![]() " - Now come on Father, what would you say to a nice cup of tea? "Well Ted, like I said the last time - it won't happen again" We're all going to heaven lads! Wheeeey!" I've had my fun, and that's all that matters" "While you were out, I got the keys to your car. ![]() "- Have you ever wondered what it would be like to drink beer over there? ![]() "Wow, aunt Peggy.the words I don't know could fill a dictionary" "Oh well, I'll just jump off that bridge when I come to it." As the soon to be purple area on my jaw will attest, I did not "let" her go. " - You belong in a good old fashioned college with keg parties and boys. What? You just tripped and fell on his lips?" What gives you the right to suck face with your demon lover again? " - You were spying on me? What gives you the right? "Cordelia, your mouth is open, sound is coming from it, this is never good." " - Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with deadboy on this one. No, actually, that would be one of the five." " - There are some things I can just smell. I mean, how'd the *laying* go? No, I don't mean that either." " - So, Buffy, how'd the slaying go last night? ![]() "When I'm with a boy I like I can't say anything cool, or witty - or at all." I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it." Blood screaming inside you to work its will. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. Even more amazing: personality like yours and you can." A personality like yours and you still can't get any dates. it's not like I wanted to be the one holding your hand. "Wow, Dawson, is that a tree branch or are you pleased to see me?!"
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